Diary - Chapter 2Entry Two: Man on a MissionDiary - Chapter 2 by ProbablyImpossible
Tonight was my first mission with the Police Girl. I must admit, neither of us were really looking forward to it, because I'm finally starting to have second thoughts about this whole fiasco, and she now thinks I'm a total creep (which is probably true, I guess). Funny story behind that, actually. You see, on the night I brought the Police Girl home, I laid her in bed and waited in my room for her to wake up. Since my chambers are right next to hers, separated only by a stone wall, I would be able to sense the instant she returned to consciousness. I wanted to be the first to welcome my new fledgling to Hellsing.
Well, I waited for a couple of hours. I read a little bit of Macbeth and played a game of Jenga with myself. Finally, I sensed that the Police Girl was awake, so I immediately phased into her room. Well, lo and behold, there she was, lifting up her shirt and looking at her boobs. A tiny voice inside of me was screaming that seeing this was
Diary of a Not-So-Wimpy VampDiary of a Not-So-Wimpy VampireDiary of a Not-So-Wimpy Vamp by ProbablyImpossible
Entry One: Of Priests and Police Girls
Okay, let me get a few things straight. This is not a diary; it is an autobiography. I do not know what would give Sir Integra the idea that I (I, the No-Life King, fearsome, bloody ruler of the night) would ever write in a diary, but that is what she seems to believe is happening here. Despite my best attempts to relieve her of this preposterous idea, she seems to have got it firmly in her head that her Servant is writing a diary, and the notion cannot be removed from her cranium. I just want to make sure that anyone who may find themselves reading this knows that this is an autobiography, not a diary.
Also, I find it hard to keep track of dates. So, it is best for me to only write down the day of the week, rather than the formal date. Sir Integra learned this lesson the hard way when she asked me to help her with paperwork, although I still do not understand why she is so angry. Accidentally writing the da
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